Butt Baths.

Mum is kind of sick of bodily fluids today. She got a touch of food poisoning the other night and barfed up her lovely homemade french onion soup and the key lime pie ice cream she had for dessert. Then she had to clean up two huge barf spots in the basement from Missy, then two huge hairballs from Ava, then...then the butt bath.

Mum's advice: if you have or want a long-haired cat, get used to the idea of butt baths because poop clings to that shit. Mum had to give Missy a butt bath because she had a massive poop stuck to her hair around her booty. It was rather traumatic for all involved.


Missy post-butt bath.

Missy post-butt bath and Ava post-hairball.